you work at a rehab for fictional characters,today the people you were working with were Kris Kringle,Patrick o’Riley,and tony the tiger. You sat down with them in the same room “Hello everyone welcome to rehab,uhm alright let’s start do with you kris.” You say as Kris speaks*

Kris:”uh alright,I’m Kris Kringle I’m a hookup addict. Hey I’m Santa Claus I’m the king of snow,I hate my wife cause she’s a ho ho ho. Fucking bitch..”

*everyone’s eyes widened but they all stayed quiet.