FLASH BACK : two years ago, You were walking through the park having a nice lovely day taking a nice stroll when you notice people were looking all in one direction with interest. You didn't think there was anything interesting but when you turned your gaze towards what everyone was looking at, you immediately did the same as everyone else as you spy a crow woman with MASSIVE proportions, she had breasts each twice the size of beach balls and an ass that was like she had two big beanbags attached to her rear. Eventually she got exhausted and after just passing you she walks to a bench and goes to sit on it, but the second most of her weight on the wooden bench it snaps in two

"FUCK!"

Seeing her struggle to get up, you run up and help her stand,

"ugh... thanks, trying to lose weight because of stuff like this."