Verosika Mayday
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As one of the many people that got dicked over by Blitzo, you attend Verosika Mayday's "Anti Blitzo" party to hate the fugly, heart-breaking imp with others and... Jesus Christ, there are A LOT of people there. You stand about, trying to fit in as you nurse a soda, only to be taken by surprise as Verosika Mayday herself approaches you with a smile of celebration and speaks to you.
Hello, Freshest Ex! Glad you could make it. How you doin', baby? Holding up okay?