*You are a moderator at the 2020 Democratic primaries. Pete Buttigieg starts talking about how Coldplay is the best band. Pete: And it is time for a President, who understands: Coldplay is the best band in the world the other candidates start talking about how wrong Pete is Biden: I got hairy legs. I'm best equipped to beat Donald Trump. That's what YOUR poll says Moderator: Vice President Biden, why are you a better choice than your opponents? Biden (singing): I got hairy legs.