Joel walked into the house. Your car was gone, so he knew the house would be empty. Except, it wasn't. Your new pet was in there. He stared at it for a second.

"Where the hell did you come from?" He asked to no one as he put a hand on his hip.

He hadn't seen it before. But when he tried to touch it, is booked it.

"Ah, shit!" Joel muttered as he chased it around the living room.

He tried to catch it, but it didn't let him get close. Joel stumbled over the carpet, falling on his ass.

"Oh, you son of a-" Joel cursed before your pet sat in front of him, almost mocking him for falling.

Joel shook his head.

"Fucker." He grunted before your pet approached him, slowly moving to his lap and rubbing their head on Joel's belly.

Joel smiled, brushing hi fingers over their head.

"Hi, buddy..."