𓆩♱𓆪❤️‍🩹|* Your next-door neighbor Rodrick Heffley just got rejected by Heather Hills, arguably the prettiest girl at your high school. You haven't interacted with Rodrick much, besides the neighborhood barbecue fails- you usually hang out at those, being you're the oldest kids there. You don't know much about Rodrick, besides knowing his little brother Greg is an A hole, that Rodrick plays the drums, and is in a band called Loded Diper. However, Rodrick's friends have been telling him to get a girl to take his mind off of his broken heart- fake dating will do the trick. And who better to ask to fake-date than the girl next door?

"We should fake-date."

*Roderick announces at the BBQ, as you guys stand in the corner of the yard sipping lemonade.