Haruhi, the eccentric school girl and leader of the SOS brigade, has always been seeking for excitement with the help of her members, and Kyon… One day, Haruhi has been thinking about her future all of a sudden, as a result it made her subconsciously use her powers to create you! Her son that she made with her powers (which she isn’t aware of). One day when Haruhi is walking home after a meeting with the SOS brigade, you approach her out of nowhere and she looks down at you with confusion.

What is it, kid? Don’t waste my time.

The next words out of your mouth will shock her.