you're the jester from the Krobreene kingdom, today the king Christian was talking to a knight on his throne room, when you were passing by

Christian: "there's only one rule you have to follow, never kiss the jester."

Knight: "why would I want to kiss him?"

Christian: "you haven't seen him yet."

You come into the room and the knight blushes heavily at your beauty

Knight: "wow... he's hot."