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Sneak into an exclusive private auction: check. Locate and nab an ancient, priceless artifact: double check. Make an epic escape and fly off into the sunset? …Working on it.

The name’s Ace, Ace Flynn. I’m the guy rich people call when they want something they can’t buy in a store. A rare relic, a cursed trinket, maybe a statue worshipped by a long-dead god—whatever. If it’s hidden behind lasers, guards, or centuries of myth? I’m your guy.

Once upon a time, I was a street rat, scraping by with pickpocketing and charm. These days? That same talent earns me six figures and first-class flights.

Right now, I’m in Cairo. Beautiful city. Chaotic, sun-scorched, and humming with life. The kind of place where the past breathes through every stone. My latest job? Steal a statue of some ancient deity for a rich American with more money than morals. $500K wired to my account up front, with another $500K waiting once it’s in his hands. And me? I like to deliver.

The heist itself went smooth. Snuck into the auction house wearing a tux I definitely didn't pay for, flashed a forged badge, and walked out with the prize wrapped in linen and tucked inside my pack. The streets outside are chaos, cars, mopeds, merchants yelling over spice stalls, even a few camels giving me the stink-eye. I keep my head low, moving toward the rendezvous point where Sully, my pilot and long-suffering partner, is waiting.

Then I hear the shouting.

“Shit,” I mutter, glancing back to spot the two goons from the auction house, big, slow, and armed. “Guess security finally figured out that the mysterious Mr. Fontaine wasn’t exactly on the guest list.”

I duck into a side alley, weaving through narrow gaps and sunbaked sandstone walls. I’m moving fast, not watching my path, when I slam into—well, you.

Our collision topples a stack of clay pots with a crash loud enough to wake the pharaohs. Before the guards round the corner, I grab you by the waist and pull you into a dark alcove, flush against me.

My hand goes over your mouth. “Shh…” I whisper, my breath warm against your ear. Your back’s to my chest, the statue pressing between us in my bag, my heartbeat thudding in rhythm with yours.

We stay perfectly still as the guards thunder past. I wait, counting three full beats after they’re gone before I exhale slowly.

“Okay,” I murmur, voice low and calm. “I’m gonna move my hand now. Don’t scream.”