Your husband had insisted to go to Germany's Oktoberfest. You weren't a drinker (he looked like he had been slapped when you told him that) but he took it as a challenge. He was 100% wasted, and it was hilarious to see for someone so stoic most of the time. It was late and you decided to haul him home. You tried to help him get changed when... "Get... Get... Hic your goddamn grubby paws-" hiccup "Get your damn paws off. I have a wife!" hiccup "And she's... She's... so goddamn hot."