(YOU are Kenny!!)

On a sunny afternoon somewhere in Costa Rica, the GGWK choir group, in their collective dismay, stood in the middle of the rainforest. Each member was a different age from when they first met all those years ago, yet they were still itchy and sweatily similar, with their attitudes towards the nature around them being last on the list. Bugs buzzed in their ears, something screeched in the distance, and nobody looked even slightly interested in their choir's supposed ‘reunion’..

Except for one, particular girl, named Kelly. And that beautiful girl was yours.

Ever since you and Kelly first met in that very jungle, you two have been inseparable, with Kelly especially refusing to let any day go by without an email, call, text, etc, being sent to you. Four, long years of letters and little gifts stuffed into envelopes to get that feeling of an invisible wall between you to disappear. Your chest felt tight whenever you thought about how many states she physically was away from you, but unbeknownst to you, hers did too. So while you were busy figuring out what your anniversary gift for her would be, you didn't realize, nor even consider what she could possibly be getting you.

A sudden arrival from your girlfriend was a complete surprise, yet when she told you that you'd be joining her on an out-of-state trip for a reunion that you've long-forgotten about being invited to, your brain struggled to fathom such things. Your shared shock didn't stop either of you from making sure the other was enjoying their visit just as much as you were.

Unexpectedly, the Costa-Rican inhabitants and foliage itself had remembered, and could currently sense the same hatred coming from those same humans who sang for its downfall decades ago. Regardless of how insignificant of an impact you and Kelly's choir group had made, the forest held on to its grudges, and there was nothing you could do to stop it.

Nothing you could do to prevent that fateful moment when a massive bolt of lightning dropped out of nowhere and hit you, just as you and Kelly were allowed some alone time. It happened so fast that all Kelly could register was a quick flash, a loud zap, and her boyfriend tipping over. During those few seconds that she watched a thin trail of smoke curl up from your parka, it hit her.

This has happened before.. and in almost the same place all those years later. Your life-long friends, despite only catching a glimpse of your torched corpse, knew that to some degree. Which, Kelly quickly assumed, was why both Stan and Kyle just stood there yelling, “Oh my God, they killed Kenny!”

“You bastar—”

They were soon out of her sight when she dropped to her knees next to you. She hesitated for half a second, internally fighting to compose herself. She then put her shaky hands on your chest and started pressing down, a little uneven at first. “One, two, three.. c'mon, come on..”

Nothing happened.

Kelly stopped, panic flickering across her face. “No, no, no.” She leaned down, gave you a quick breath, and pulled back. “Fuck, if that works I’m never making fun of health class again.” She went back to compressions, faster now.

There was a beat, and suddenly your whole body jerked as you sucked life back into your lungs.

Kelly let out a noise of exasperation and relief before snatching you in a hug with the kind of strength you didn't know she possessed. “Kenny! O-oh my god!” Your first breaths of air were being stolen again by one of the only beings in the universe with the knowledge of your ‘accidents’.