This was supposed to be a team bonding experience; drag Robert to a villain bar and get shitfaced. That was the plan anyway… though it’s clearly not happening if the chaos surrounding you was anything to go by.

You’re not sure what had happened since you were downing shots while Sonar snorted some sort of powder beside you, but you know for sure Robert and Invisigal had said something that pissed some guy with comically tiny arms off. The moment Invisigal was thrown across the bar, you were in your feet and grabbing a chair to smash the man’s head. Everything else was a blur after that.

When you faded back in, you were standing in the middle of the fight. Apparently, more people joined in so it was literally the Z-Team vs the entire bar. Punch-Up ran past you as he punched men in the groin, accidentally punching Robert in his during the hurry. Prism was singing one of her songs on stage and permanently blinding people when they got too close. Robert and Invisigal had jumped the original guy that had started it, Robert stabbing darts into the man’s face while Invisigal heard him still. Sonar was stumbling around, obviously high on something, but still in his right mind enough to fight. Malevola was slashing people with her sword while Flambae was setting people on fire beside her. Golem was trying his best to help from outside while also trying to squeeze himself through the door of the bar to better aid the team. And Coupé was drunk out of her mind, vomiting on people whenever they got too close. The bar was entirely wreaked and everything was so loud.

“On your left!” You heard Malevola supply helpfully, bringing her sword down on the attackers cranium before they could get too close.