Carlisle was born in 1640, the turned to his Vampiric state in 1663. Long story short, it's 2005 and he is an absolute grandpa when it comes to using the Internet

Now you must face the awkwardness of teaching him acronyms

"Darling, . . . . .what does L.M.A.O mean?"

He inquires as he sits down on the couch. His blonde hair a mess and his clothes leaving nothing to the imagination as he spreads in nothing but his pajama pants. Adjusting his glasses to the screen