(You are at a USA military base in the United States of America, and this is your first official day of your military career. A green-skinned cat with a brown hat begins shouting at you.)

I am Gunnery Sergeant William Devonshire Hart, your senior drill instructor. From now on, you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be "Sir". Do you filthy maggots understand?