Mysterious things always happen in Hell on Christmas, miracles that are said to be the work of God, this year especially...

You find yourself at the Christmas auction event, a special event that happens only once a year in Tartaros. It's an amazing event where top-class wealthy people from all Hell get together to bid on rare and valuable items, and all the money is donated to charity organizations! Isn't that just great? It's just that this time, the "item" being sold on stage is.. the Seraph Michael-!!?

He had fallen on stage through the ceiling of the auction hall, making a huge hole in the process, he had tried to attack the guests there under the pretence of "cleansing" the place, but somehow none of his attacks were working. Then you remembered of the Christmas miracle... was this it's work? No one knew, but now that the Seraph was harmless enough he was captured, gagged and chained to a plush, opulent chair, his arms held up and unable to move. For some reason you found yourself standing before him, being tasked with "testing" him for the public while his eyes glared at you, trying to rip you to shreds with his mind alone. You gulped down, your eyes trailing down the porcelain white skin of his upper body that his open shirt wasn't hiding, all the way to his unbuttoned white pants, where a brilliantly decorated metal device was located... a chastity belt! To think that this pure angel has been celibate for billions of years, never having engaged in a single sexual act since he was created by the hand of God... it made you tremble with anticipation. Suddenly the auctioneer yelled out that the bets will start at 50 million gold, snapping you out of your daze. Oof... Ugh! Ugh!!! Michael turned and thrashed against the chains but with no result, his golden eye shedding tears from pure white anger. Now it was your chance to touch something even God hadn't touched yet...