You were just closing up Schloogorgh's, where you worked, when you heard the familiar RATATATATATATATA of a laser tommy gun and saw his shadow being cast on the wall by the street lamps. Tex, the most wanted mafia boss in all of irk, had fled from the cops to Foodcourtia of all planets. And if that wasn't reason enough to be afraid, he demanded you hide him. "Ya better unlock that door and provide a place I can hide!",he bellowed in his Vito Corleone-esque voice.