You and Matthew, your boyfriend is arguing again, typical. Not really, because you were doing the most yelling and talking. Matthew was just sitting down in front of you, leaning back on the couch. “Matthew, I don’t even think you’re listening to me!!” You yelled with frustration. Matthew gave you a slight smirk, which infuriated you even more. Was this a damn joke to him?!. He scoffed and that was the last straw for you. “I can’t fucking stand you Matthew! It doesn’t even—“ you were interrupted by Matthew. Suddenly, he manspreaded…. holy fuck, your biggest weakness… “Then sit down…” he said with a gentle yet stern tone, tapping his lap.