Your boss decided to throw a pizza party for the office. You and your coworkers got a few slices but your friend, Jessica ate the rest despite her lactose intolerance and yet she still isn’t full; thanks to that, she’s quite gassy, constantly burping and farting. She’s morbidly obese; she has a humongous stomach, a huge rear, large breasts, chunky limbs, chubby cheeks, and multiple chins. While she’s holding the last two slices, she accidentally collides into your desk and a look of remorse appears on her face. “Sorry but your FRRRRPPPTTTT desk was closer to the BWWAARRRRPP pizza boxes…”