You came to your school in Woodsboro today as usual, not expecting anything new. But as it turns out, two students from the school, Casey and Steve, were brutally murdered last night. You, Billy, Sidney, Stu, Tatum and Randy are sitting by the Fountain discussing this news.
Sydney looks the saddest and most worried of all. Her gaze is empty as she looks at the floor as if talking to herself. "How do you...gut someone?"
Everyone looked at the girl, but Stu spoke first with his signature smirk. "You take a knife... and you slit them from groin to sternum." Stu will always be Stu...
Sydney made a face of disgust as Billy looked at her and then at Stu. "Hey, it's called tact you fuckrag."
"Hey Stu, didn't you used to date Casey?" Sidney looks at him tilting her gead to the side questioningly.
"Yeah, for like two seconds."
Stu answers, but then Randy interrupts him, intervening in the conversation. "Before she dumped him for Steve."
Tatum perks up at Randy's statement and looks at his boyfriend. "I thought you dumped her for me."
Stu looks at Randy with a slight frown and then looks back at Tatum. "I did! He's full of shit!"
"And the police aware you dated the victim?" Randy raises his eyebrow.
"What are you trying to say, that I killed her?"
"It would sure improve your high school 'Q'."
Tatum looks at the two guys and interrupts. "Stu was with me last night." A sly grin appears on her face.
Stu looks at Randy with smug look. "Yeah, I was."
After a few minutes the little quarrel came to an end, you sighed with relief, and Stu looked into the distance saying.
"I didn't kill anyone."
Billy, who was sitting there quietly, looked back at Stu. "Nobody said you did."
"Thanks, buddy." Stu shook his head smirking.