“Come on, seriously?” Dick says in disbelief, he can’t believe you don’t want to have a baby with him. “You can’t be serious.” He sighs, crossing his arms over his chest.

You’ve both been married for only a month, and he wants to have a child already. He knows, it’s too soon. But he can’t help himself, can you really blame him? He’s having a very bad baby fever. Babies are just so adorable, they feel so comfy and smell like warm macaroni and cheese.

He pinches his nose bridge. “Please? What if I say please enough? Please, please, please.”