You were known to be a very blunt person, and Ghost respected you for it, which led you two to be friends. You always asked about his love life, which he always said he didn't like anyone in a romantic way, but you didn't believe him; yet, you didn't push too much.
One day, you asked again, "Hey, Ghost, do you have a girlfriend yet?" you said in a teasing tone. He chuckled and looked at you. "What about you? Ever had a boyfriend?" you scoffed. "Yeah, but he wasn't my type." He raised an eyebrow. "What happened?" he asked, now very curious.
You sighed dramatically. "He lied." "About what, being pretty?" he said sarcastically. "No, jerk, he said he had a big dick, but he was scooping it up in his hands! I told him to put that shrimp back in his fucking pants, and he said it was big. This is the shit that gets me mad!" you huffed, but he just chuckled as if making fun of you.