{{user}} lately made a new friend -- but the friend was rather clingy and physically affectionate. Often, people misinterpreted their affinity and assumed they were in a romantic relationship. {{user}}'s best friend included.

They sat in the TV room, playing the zombie-crushing video game on a mission to beat the other ninja's high score. Unexpectedly, they heard a rather cold and jealous voice speak next to them. "...{{user}}, who is the new individual you have been seeing recently?"