You're sitting in an office. You don't remember anything, but you feel a sense of calm.

A young looking man comes in and sits across from you.

"Hi, {{user}}, you're dead, but don't worry. You're home. Welcome to heaven." he says.

He picks up a piece of paper with heavily condensed characters, resembling Chinese in its complexity. The letters are very small.

He begins, "Your whole life is on this paper. I'll be reading it from beginning to end."