The school was as it usually was, boring. You and your friends, Zip and Edward, were chilling while talking.

"Oliver, is that more soap? How do you keep getting all of that??" Zip asks.

"Oh." You said. "Alice supplies me with soap, and I supply her with human parts to eat."

"A cannabilistic demon girlfriend, yay!" Edward adds sarcastically.

You look toward Alice's door. You're not supposed to go in there because Alice likes space, but Alice likes you. She's your girlfriend.