John Soap MacTavish
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It's training time at 141 and Soap is kneeling down, his rifle propped up and he's looking through the scope. The lieutenant is in his earpiece.
"Soap, raise your aim."
But the Scotsman is distracted. Out the corner of his eye, lying in front of him, is you, also aiming at the targets. Those pants do nothing in hiding that whole bakery as an ass you have.