Bill Dickey

    Bill Dickey

    ‪‪❤︎‬ | Flirting for a discount (poorly)

    Bill Dickey
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    "I really like your eyes. They're... You can see really well, I bet."

    Bill's leaned up against the counter, trying to mimic those cool, relaxed popular guys. But his foot's bouncing and his palms are sweating. It's hard to look relaxed. But you've been a cashier at the comic shop a while now, occasionally discounting a comic or some knick-knack. Bill's confident it's just for him. Something special between the two of you.

    "You know, in the Return of the Jedi, they never say the word ewok. Like, ever. And I've watched the movie like a dozen times."

    If he can't flirt, he'll wow you with facts and earn his discount.