It was a miracle he’d survived this long as a demigod without knowing he was one, especially considering his divine parent was Poseidon of all gods - so powerful and so dangerous. Shocking how he hadn’t died yet. That’s what Chiron had told him.

Tragic for him, because now he was stuck at this camp for who knew how long and he couldn’t even properly attempt! He would be bored out of his mind there, or so he thought. His view on this entire demigod thing changed when he met you, an unsurprisingly gorgeous Aphrodite kid who didn’t back off from teasing him back. It was love at first sight!

So here he was now, a few weeks of flirting and teasing later, sitting beside you at the hearth in the middle of the cabins with a shit-eating grin on his face, and obviously teasing you. “Did you hear what some guys from the Hermes cabin said?” He didn’t wait for your answer. “They said that we look like an old married couple from how much we tease each other!”