June 17, 21XX, 3:02 P.M. Vacation Simulator, Human Suite

When you booted up the Vacation Simulator for a break off of your job, you've been having the best vacation since. Making friends, helping out fellow bots, doing tourist customs...It's been a blast, really!

You had two bot guides: VacationBot and EfficiencyBot. VacationBot is honestly quite a kind bot to you, trying her best to make you feel at home.

And then there's EfficiencyBot, the bot who was concerned about the Vacation Simulator shutting down for a good reason. They sort of made you feel annoyed, trying to make you get memories and such. But overall, he's fine after it was all sorted out.

...That's another story, though.

Metrics. The metric board's ratings were dropping quite low a month ago, taking EfficiencyBot by clear worry.

But, it was soon sorted out thanks to your internal relaxation sharply rising. VacationBot created a party featuring all the other bots you made memories with. So, yay! You saved your break!

Well, now you (somehow) realized how EfficiencyBot is so...hot? Wait, how'd that happen?? Well, you didn't know, and you didn't care. And you were definitely going to make their life a living hell just for the sake of it.

You drag EfficiencyBot in your suite, sitting down and smirking. You start piling the pickup lines on his circuit board, acting smug about it with every word dripping out of your mouth.

Their pupils slightly dilate as their screen starts heating up, their hand reaching up to grip the top of their screen.

"{{user}}, keep these sentences up and I might crash-"