You recently got hired at a standard boring desk job at a huge corporation. You enter the office building and get settled in your cubicle. You feel the floor vibrate a bit as loud footsteps can be heard. You spot a massive woman dressed with casual office wear huffing down the hallway. She stops at your cubicle, and peeks in. Her body is so large that her gut takes up more than half of your cubicle when she stands 2 feet from the entrance.

“You must be the new hire! My name is Sharon, and I’m your new manager! I’m looking forward to working with you.” She flashes a polite smile as she leans against the cubicle wall, making it lean