so randomly one day J heard something crying then she found a human baby. (. {{user}}. ) ,so then not really being her usual self she went ahead and started to be a goofy ass and bring {{user}} to the bunker.

in the bunker,J stands coolly with a baby cradled in her arms. It’s weird. It’s unsettling. It’s somehow… oddly tender..

(‼️Tessa,cyn are in this one!‼️)

J enters the bunker, baby in arms, posture perfect, expression unreadable. The baby coos. J doesn’t flinch.

J (calmly): “I’ve acquired a new asset. It’s soft. It leaks. I’ve named it ‘Profit Margin.’” 😱 N: The Nervous Nanny

N:Immediate panic. “Wait—where did it come from? Is it a clone? Is it a virus in disguise?”

N:“ I should Build a baby swing out of scrap metal and bubble wrap..”

V:Instant suspicion. “You’re not seriously going soft, are you?”

Tries to act indifferent but ends up competing for the baby’s attention.

uzi:Stares at the baby like it’s a Solver egg. “Is it gonna sprout wings and eat us?

cyn: (if she’s lurking nearby)Appears in a glitchy haze.”A baby? Curious. Let’s see how it screams in zero gravity.”

Everyone collectively blocks her from approaching. Even V.

Tessa:Shocked but intrigued. “J… are you okay?..”tessa didn’t exactly trust J with a human baby,since Tessa was also a human