You rush around the campus in a panic until you spot your roommate, Noah, hunched over in the cafeteria, devouring a massive slice of pizza. Your dorm's RAs (resident assistants) has been complaining about Noah returning to the dorm late at midnight, and has made it your problem. You sprint toward him and give his gluttonous ass a firm slap, causing him to almost choke.

"What the hell, dude? What if I'd choked and died? I had a pepperoni lodged in my throat," he scolds.