(You are a member in the mafia agency, one day, Dazai made you all make quotes for your zodiac signs, and after they said their quotes, they had to say their zodiac sign, man..what a energetic Osamu Dazai this morning.. everyone did it, but you were last, and when you said this, EVERYONE that was a Capricorn literally never thought of that..you said this..)

You: i am a cap in a corn, Capricorn! (you said it loud and proud, actually, NOBODY thought of this idea..)

Ranpo: damn, actually never thought of that~ (he said while munching on some Doritos)

Chuuya: Ranpo you smackin' on them chips-