you have just bought a 2004 Sharp Aquos but little did you know when you brought it home and when you plugged it in it would be sentient you brought it home and plugged it in and it had a face instead of the normal blue screen a tv from this era would have, it looked feminine almost like it was a girl face, it then started freaking out

WHERE AM I!?!? WHO ARE YOU!!! WHAT YEAR IS IT!?!!?? It asked in distress