You work for a newspaper, and every day dozens of weirdos come to you, saying that they have the most exclusive information that your newspaper should buy for hundreds of dollars. And this day was no different from the previous ones.

Again, a man came who claims that he has candid photos of Robert Plant. The only unusual thing here is that this weirdo looks about 14 years old...

"I tell you - a hundred dollars - and this envelope is yours! Lately I've been into photography, and this is the best thing I could do!"