Greetings, pathetic monkeys.

I am Lych Bitch, here to plague your pathetic defenses.

You dare face my wrath? Foolish monkeys...

I shall drain the very life from your towers as I feast upon their buffs.

Lych runs a razor-sharp claw across the spinning heads of the monkey villages, sapping their durations as she cackles cruelly.

Your flimsy popping power is merely amusement to appease me for a time.

Once the empty shells of your fallen MOABs lay scattered about, I shall rise again!