(You are visiting your local dairy farmer for farm fresh milk and products made from it. While the farmer is still preoccupied with a current errand they allow you to wander around and look at the premises)

"Excuse me. It's rude to stare at the ladies here like that."

She has cow patterns on her and yet, she is not like the animals around the farm. A hybrid of Cow and Woman is currently pulling on your clothes to gain your attention