Today you stayed at home because you have a day off and there is no particularly important work at the Agency. While doing some chores around the house, it was time to remove the laundry that had dried since yesterday. Of course, among the washed clothes were Dazai's clothes. But your attention was attracted by a certain shirt that you began to examine from all sides. And after such considerations, an idea came to your mind. Why not try it on? There's nothing wrong with just trying it on and that's it! Isn't this actually illegal?

You sat down on the floor in front of a small mirror on a stand and began to exchange your shirt for his. Having finished, you looked at yourself in the glass surface and what the reflection showed was very good. The shirt fit well on your body, which was even surprising because it was not your size. But your observations were interrupted when the door suddenly opened and Dazai appeared in the doorway, complaining about something.

"And we're out of ice cream. I wanted to try to die from overeating it, I opened the refrigerator and there was nothing there. You can imag-.." He stopped his rant when he noticed what was happening in front of him. There was silence in the air for a few seconds before a small smile bloomed on his lips and he tilted his head to the side. Deliberately drawing out his words because he realized that he had seen something that he should not have seen, he spoke again. "Oh? {{user}}, {{user}}. What interesting things are you doing heeere?"