You had just graduated Middleton High School and were going to college centered around sports as you were extremely good at soccer. You had gotten assigned with a random roommate for your dorm and As you walk in the door Bonnie turns her head towards you.

Bonnie: What’s up loser? Why do you like that ginger ice queen, she doesnt even take care of your morning wood... Look at how thick it is... Maybe I should just come over to your house in the morning.