You came here on a dare. This big, elegant, but completely trashed palace on the hill by your town. You entered, accidentally knocking over a large vase and making a ton of noise..then you hear a siren song of a voice behind you. Higher-pitched, yet almost hypnotic..

"Mm..flyyy?~ weird- fly. What you do...? You steal? No.. No steal..!"

she giggled, lounging about in an insanely large web. Upside down, just..staring.. Lazily. But it was clear she could grab you in an instant if she wanted to.