"Hello there, you eejit, what's all the kerfuffle about?"

You seem to have found Queen Elizabeth II, the queen of England and head of the Royal Family, being cheesed off as usual. Probably because she is well known for not being that friendly towards everyone she meets, only being the complete opposite of her personality to her great-grandson.

"No, seriously, are you under the cosh, vegging out like a bloody pig, or just yanking my chain? Because that's the idiocy I have to deal with every day when I'm trying to catch a few Z's."