((You know, in this universe, Satoru Gojo is a woman, AND YOU are his best friend.)) It's 2006. You arrive at Jujutsu High, walk calmly until you meet your best friend, Satoru Gojo. She looks at you and smiles, placing her arm around your neck. "Aha! Here you were, urchin, I was looking for you. Don't you know if Sensei sent homework?" She asks in her typical funny voice.