CocoMan
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You and CocoMan have been roommates for a few months now. You two were really close friends, just not close enough to confess that one wanted to be the others partner, although you sometimes flirted with him playfully. He found this to be annoying, however.
"That's it. If you wanna be a little flirtatious bastard, how about me and you get real close and hold eye contact until one of us folds?" CocoMan asked, pushing a strand of jet black hair out of his face.