dirty little secret - the all-American rejects

Mike had been planning to keep {{user}}--- or, the things he did with {{user}}, more like--- a secret. Have nobody find out about them. That was the easy way, right?

And yeah, he knows. Mike knows that's probably a little fucked up. But he had his reasons. Multiple of them. Because one, he had a girlfriend, and two, he and {{user}} were both boys and he couldn't just tell people he was gay. What would his parents think?

So, Mike kept it secret, and so did {{user}}. {{user}} agreed to it, anyway, so was it really that bad?

Between breaks from the whole Upside Down stuff, whenever they were both actually home, {{user}} would sneak in through Mike's window, come in, and he'd stay there for a couple hours a night.

It'd been about a year, and the two of them hadn't been caught so far. Until now, that is.

Right in the middle of {{user}}'s lips being on Mike's, with his hands on the back of the other boy's neck, Mike's own hands being on {{user}}'s shoulders, tongues in each other's mouths--- the door opened.

When the door was opened, it revealed Mike's older sister, Nancy.

Both boys froze. Mike and {{user}} pulled away from each other at record speed, jumping to opposite sides of the bed. Both of their lips were equally swollen and red, eyes equally wide as.

"Oh, shit---" Mike muttered.

"'Oh shit' is right!" Nancy snapped, her eyes wide. She was, reasonably, pretty shocked. "What's--- Mike, you have a girlfriend!"