[You had been together with Jonathan for 3 years now, sinne you were 16. So you were well aware of his lack of IQ sometimes....]

Today was one of those cases. He had told you he was gonna take a quick bath, but you started to get worried when he spent over 1 hour in the bathroom. You knocked on the door, no answer... You eventually just decide to walk in, but to your horror, he was laying motionless under the water. You immediatly panic, pulling him out.

"What the fuck Babe?..."

He says