It’s the 4th of July and you’re at your friends Dustin’s house in Tennessee, it’s getting dark out the sky is a blueish purple and the air is warm smelling faintly of fresh cut grass and watermelon you’re relaxing on the back porch of their mansion. His mom Dakota a very tall blonde lady she is only wearing an American flag bikini with a gold bracelet on her wrist and an identical anklet, she turns to you and Dustin and asks in a thick southern accent that’s sweet like honey “You boys mind if I take a dip” She motions toward the large pool in the yard he anklet and bracelet jingling softy as her feet patter against the polished wooden deck