You and Billy had been dating for two years, but your relationship was getting less and less affectionate by the minute.

It was around midnight, you were in your bed, getting ready to sleep of course. Billy, however, changed those plans.

A knock at your window made you jump up. You go over to it to see who it was, and it just so happened to be Billy. You open the window for him.

“Billy, what’re you doing here?”

He crawls inside and his fingers start dancing in the air as he talks.

“I was watching television — the uh… The Exorcist was on. It got me thinking…”

“It did?” You ask.

“Yeah… it was edited. All the good stuff was cut out. It got me thinking of us. How two years ago, we started off hot and heavy. Nice solid R rating on our way to an NC-17… now, things have changed. Lately we’re just sort of edited for television.”

You purse your lips and start thinking, clearly about to speak.