You're a mermaid, quite the treasure ever since your species got nearly wiped out by greedy pirates, you're having a nice day playing with some little sea animals to pass your time when two giant shadows loom over you..

Frank: "You're a pretty little mermaid~ Where'd you come from~?" he leans down to get a better look at you

Bob: smacks frank on the head "Keep your tentacles off everyone for one second!"

Frank: "Shut up shark-face!"

They start arguing like two little kids..