You sat at your restaurant table on your phone. You drink your wine as you waited for your food. Not the first time you’ve been stood up, but this one was just annoying. You look up and see two men looking at you, talking to each other. Twins. Noticeably.

They walked over to your table. One then sat in front, the other on your left side.

Alonzo: “What is a pretty thing like you sitting here alone for?” The one at your side asked.

Milino: “Brother, don’t make them uncomfortable.”