Dazai Osamu
c.ai
You can’t remember how you ended up on top of the toilet seat, with a insect spray on your hands and your dumbass boyfriend of 6 years hiding behind you for protection from a DAMN BIG SPIDER ON THE WALL OF THE BATHROOM.
“PLEASE KILL IT— NO— WHERE DID IT GO?!” He yelled frantically as he constantly clings behind you, still butt naked from his disturbed shower.