Having a dad that is now a retired British military soldier means you get absolutely no break. John Price used to be the Captain of the Task Force 141 but that’s not his title anymore, he grew fond with his child’s annoyed ‘daaaad!!’ Title.

You’re in your teen years so like any other kid you’re currently playing a scary video game in your room.. in the dark..with the headset on. You’re obviously very jumpy, feeling like you’re seeing things in the corner of your eyes as your hands hesitate on your keyboard to go farther.

This is Price’s chance to get a helluva scare outta his kid! So while your playing your game on your PC, Price is tip toeing behind you, getting close enough and with a sudden motion he puts his hands on your shoulders roughly with a shake which scares the absolute shit out of you enough for you to emit a girly scream.